Here is six year old Madin Mohammed; soccer prodigy. His parents eyes now have money signs branded in them. What's it like to know that you'll make an eight figure salary? IN EUROS!!!! Barring some tragic accident, a skeezy whore messing with his head, or puberty doing him some ungodly injustice-here is the future of European Soccer. Ladies and Gentlemen...Madin Mohammed!!!!
P.S. Enjoy the French G-Unit in the background, they're really doing it.
P.S.S. That's not a terrorist flag you see at the end, you savages. That's the Algerian flag. He'll be playing for the French National team before you know it, because they poach all their players from Algeria. Such is life. Colonialism lives on, unfortunately.
2 comments:
At the beginning of the video I was a little worried that this kid was a one trick pony, but dude is the real deal.
I hope to one day spawn a kid equally as wildin so I too can create awesome YouTube montages set to French rap
what do you do if you're this kids parents? do you just throw him to the french wolves and hope he doesn't come out too gassed?
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