Michael Phelps: Pot smoking thug.

As most of you have already heard, Michael Phelps was recently photographed smoking a bong. The media are reporting that the picture will most likely destroy the multiple million dollar endorsement deals he has under his belt. Good for him. Honestly. Thank fucking god. Homeboy is a swimmer. He only actually competes every 4 years. Obviously he's going to smoke herb, bang girls, gamble and drink quite a bit in between Beijing and the 2012 Olympics in London. That's his mid-20's. What else are they for? What do you expect him to do: Keep swimming and training everyday? Why? So he can go back and shit on everyone again? Nah man. Let's make this shit interesting. Let's get really fat, maybe lose a hand to a hatchet wielding bookie, and puff gravity bongs before Olympic qualifiers. That's wussup man. Remember, you're a fucking swimmer. You were meant to suck at life. I don't even know any cool kids who swim well. Pick up a fucking basketball for Christ sake. Maybe your freak-like body will excel at grabbing rebounds you oblong, you. Eh. That's all I got man. That's all I got.