A friend of mine just received this email from his younger brother. His thoughts, words and spelling are not reflective of YW in anyway or form. He is, in fact, wildin'.
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Sent: Thursday, February 26, 2009 1:31 AM
Subject: get stacks
NOTE: I AM NOT ON ANY DRUGS AT THIS MOMENT, I AM SERIOUS
Ok, so with the economy being wack, people are gonna start saving. Bars and Restaurants are gonna close down. People are gonna start eating pour foods like rice, pasta, soup and that type of shit.
So, with me being mad smart and shit.
Pasta is
- 2 cups flour
- 1/2 cup water
We can get water from the sink (SHIT IS FREE SON) and we can get flower from overseas by the 100 of pounds for FORRIZZLE cheap like wigglesworth pennys.
we can give the name of the store like something fresh like, rastapasta, or pasteeznuts (pass-teez-nuts), just just call it "mad good pasta". i dunno there mad choices for the name.
we can start by selling that shit online til we get enuf money for a real store. or we can just sell that shit out the back of the durango mexicano style.
Reguardless, if we do go into depression. Make sure we invest in pasta and soup and peanutbutter and shit that ghetto people eat because they are already poor.
Your brilliant lil brother, ------.
Don't tell ------ he gonna tell everyone and then there gonna be pasta shops all over the place.
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6 comments:
PEOPLE ARE GOING TO START EATING "POUR" FOODS!
Jesus christ! Does this mean we are going to have to put everything in the food processor and making shakes!? At least
I got me protein mix!
i think that would more likely happen if there was a wired jaw epidemic.
i am not so worried. much of the worlds best food originally came to be as "poor foods". pizza, rice balls, fried rice, ful, tibs wat, all kinds of filled pastries (empanadas, jamaican pattys, etc) pork buns, tons of stews, sopapillas, tamales.
u can make anything good with a decent spice selection and a good imagination.
Yo why u deleting peoples comments!?
Article 1 in the bill of rights me dude. Grime time
Before I had a chance to delete the N-bombs in this article (My fault for posting before I could edit...I have a job...I got called into a meeting) the text below is what Breezy said. I deleted it because it was no longer relevant to the post. Hopefully, Thuggin, you'll understand. If not, feel free to give me a call and I'll explain it to you. I'm sorry if it bothered you.
Breezy said:
Judging by the descriptive phrase "ghetto people" that, in it's context, differentiates the author from said demographic, and the overly-enthused use of a slang that feels like it doesn't belong to him, I'm guessing the author is an upper-middle, or possibly just plain upper, class White adolescent. I know I've played N-word police before but, in terms of the Blog's respectability, it's use is just a bad look.
P.S. If I'm wrong - my apologies.
I was dead serious when I wrote that email.
These days are over...
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