Next on 60 Minutes - 50 Cent and Ross' Babymomma

Ciao Mignotte! 

*(Roman slang for "street worker" or "female who performs fellatio for Euros")

Signor PizzaBagel is not one for rap rivalries unless there is serious violence involved; however, I'll take the opportunity to side against Rick Ross 9.9 times out of 10.

Take a look at this video.  50 has taken the time out of his busy day to invite Rick Ross' Baby Mama, Tia, to have a brief, eight minute chat confirming Ross as a certified Wilder.

At this time, let's take a minute to analyze some of the key points that Tia and 50 have so eloquently addressed.  I'm not kidding.  50's demeanor in this video reminds me of a young Charlton Heston.  He's poised, demure, and armed with a dagger sharpened with fresh wit.  If you don't believe me, here are Signor Pizza Bagel's key quotes from this eight-minute masterpiece:

1) 2:00 - In reference to the porno mag that 50 is holding and discussing with Tia: "Before you get confused in any way, Rick also has a babymotha' who is currently working as a call girl.  He has a daughter by 'Brooke', right there, can you see that?  This is, like, where you can find really exclusive whores." - 50 Cent

2) 2:28 - "We're clear here that he (Rick) was a correctional officer." - 50 Cent

3) 3:57 - Ross steals Tia's car in the parking lot of the law office where they were apparently discussing child support matters.  "I was very surprisin' that he would take the truck." - Tia

4) 4:50 - It appears as though 50 is alluding to the fact that he has flown Tia up from Florida not only for an interview but also to "have some fun."  

5) 5:19 - Points to a photograph: "This is Rick Ross and his moms.  See his moms look like the Nutty Professor." GOLD STAR WILDIN' QUOTE

The rest of the video follows 50 and Tia riding around the city in a Bentley making various stops at designer stores.  I do have insider reports confirming 50 gave Tia an "Angry Dragon" in the back of the vehicle.

In closing, I would like to thank 50 and Tia for putting everything on the table.  If 50 could spit Yiddish (which I believe he does at one point in "I Get Money"), he would refer to Ross as a Putz and a Schnorer.

If you wish to discuss this further, 50 and I will be having drinks at Ella later tonight.  Topic of discussion: Which lizard skin shoes are appropriate to wear to a debutante ball?