Remember the days when being an R&B singer meant that you were doing coreographed dance moves and wearing matching outfits? With the exception of R. Kelly marrying Aaliyah in the mid 90's and Nate Dogg beating dude down with a golf club while shooting a quick 18 (and who'se really suprised that Kells and Nate are the exceptions to the rule?) R&B singers have been relatively tame bunch in recent years.
Luckily those days are long gone. Enter Akon: the Senegalese pop sensation. Whether it's breaking your heart on a tour of ghetto america or pointing out the subtle intracies of male/female relations, if you haven't heard of Akon you have been living in a basement in Pennsylvania with a large well in the middle, making a suit out of human skin while tucking your nuts between your legs (would you fuck me?).
Akon is my Wilder of the Week because of the following reasons:
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1 comment:
true and true
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