With their rost stacked to the brim with talent like Marc Gasol, Darko Milicic and Hakim Warrick , one wouldn't think that the missing link in this team would be an assistant coach. But then again the Grizzlies aren't known for shrewd decision making. ("Look, we should definately sign Darius Miles. Don't you remember that funny thing him and Queintin Richardson used to do? The head bop? And look how good Quentin turned out"...)
The decision makers over in Memphis are at it again. This time signing Damon Stoudamire to be an assistant coach. Maybe it's just me, but I don't think I would put someone like Damon on the coaching staff, especially when you have a team full of young players (O.J. Mayo, Rudy Gay).
What Damon is really known for is his off-court escapades. In 2002, the Police responding to a burglar alarm found 150 grams of weed in Damon's house. Although it was eventually thrown out on the grounds of an illegal search, Damon didn't learn his lesson. In 2003 Damon was arrested for trying to sneak marijuana onto a plane wrapped in aluminum foil, and was 'foiled' by a blasted metal detector.
"Don't do drugs guys. Me and Sheed used to get high in the whip, but those days are over. Now I'm all about coachin the youth. Trainin' new players to become champions like when I tried to leech onto the spurs bandwagon last year."
Damon, stick to gettin head in the whip and not stressin it
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I think that grizzlies GM Chris Wallace (best known for his brilliant trade of All Star Pau Gasol for Kwame Brown, an eighth of Cali tree, and a pack of newports), was disappointed in the amount of blazing O.J. Mayo, Darius Miles and co. were partaking in. O.J. was apparently down to 3 blunts a day, and Darius had been talking about no longer blazing before noon. Marc Gasol was refusing to smoke anything but hash, and Hakim Warrick was blazing strictly regs that he copped from Darko's boy. We all know that serbian weed is garbage. Something had to be done...If this team was ever going to do anything in the league a blazing specialist needed to be brought in. Enter Damon "yeah i hid my tree in tin foil before i went through that metal detector" Stoudamire. problem solved.
Wallace trying to justify the Gasol trade:
"But you don't understand! Marc is definitely just as good as Pau! Plus half price!"
doh!
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