Tuesday, January 27, 2009

the weirdest thing i have ever posted....

My sister put me on to daily motion's video "Chippendiddys Sexy". This is the creepiest fucking thing I have ever seen. You may ask how, you may wonder where, and you are undoubtedly curious as to why such a video exists. Here is my theory.
This is a collection of Eastern European orphan boys who were captured and introduced into the wild world of child sex labour. A particularly eccentric Czech sex trade czar named Bobbo Slobcivksdsaj had a genius idea. On a proffesional research trip deep into the jungles of Northwestern Myanmar/Burma, Slobcivksdsaj caught a glimpse of the legendary and extremely rare Bock Nang (which means gang of little fairy boys in Rakhine) dance. Millionaire pedophiles have been going to Myanmar for centuries to catch a glimpse of the Bock Nang, so Slobcivksdsaj decided to assemble a team of his best stable boys, put them on a cargo ship, and send the boys and the dance to the world capital of pedophilia Boston, Massachusetts. This was filmed in a sub-basement in Newton. blah blah blah, so on and so forth, this is weird, and im going to stop writing about it.

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