The Biochemistry of Wildin'

Some of you out in cyberworld may not know this, but the man known as Superfly, loves science. It all started after a long night of drug induced wilding back in 2004 but that's another story for another time. I am here to report for the first time in history, here on YouWildin.com that I, someday to be Dr. Superfly, have found the Wildin' gene.

Located on the 14th chromosome of humans, the Wildin' gene is much more active in some people than others. In those people with a more active Wildin' gene, induction of the gene can be brought on by environmental and chemical factors such as disrespect, alcohol, cocaine and club music. The research I have conducted has shown that when the Wildin' gene is turned on, the only means of suppression is either heavy doses of xanax administrated nasally or moose tranquilizers.

After sequencing the DNA of various suspected wilders I have found that the overactive gene is present in such greats as Mike Tyson, The one they call 'Struggles' and most males in Northern Ireland.

If you suspect that you or someone close to you may be predispositioned to having an overactive Wildin' gene, the latest physicians recommendation is to keep a good supply of sedatives handy when you believe Wildin' may occur.

All the best