You know who's really Wildin'...

In a time when neon track suits, sexy parties and passive-agressive homeless people speaking in tounges are dubbed main stream wilding, I think a tip of the hat needs to go out to the off the beaten path wilders, going 200 years strong and thanks to the texas judicial system, hopefully another 200 more; Fundamentalist Polygamist Mormons.

The women don't wear make up or cut their hair, the men still wear 'trousers' and the kids keep their damn god fearing mouths shut 95% of the day in fear of being struck down by the lord. Don't be confused; this form of anti-wilding should actually be seen as wilding in its purest form. In our day and age of people being so infulenced by coca-cola commercials, mtv and michael moore documentaires...the fundamentalist mormons don't care.

No booze, no drugs, mad sex. That's how they live. A recent WWF (World Wildlife Foundation) report also claims that these fundamentalist mormon groups will make the Amish (their arch nemeses) go extinct by 2043. Tally another 'W' up for the good guys!

On a serious note, we can all take a lesson from these intrinsic wilders in that, dont give a fuck about what the masses think and blaze the track yourself. They're beating their own path and they don't care if you're following or not and to that; I tip the new era.

Wild on Wilders