Wednesday, July 29, 2009

The Great Fall


Here is a medical definition:
Fall (noun)- according to the American Medical Director's Association: the failure to maintain an appropriate lying, sitting, or standing position, resulting in an individual's abrupt, undesired relocation to the ground.

Yeeeeaaahhhh...Maybe one way we can lower the cost of health care in this country is to cut down on our leading physicians' verbosity, which surely lends itself well to the abundance of red tape that has so many politicians' panties in a twist.

Here's the YW defintion: Fall (noun), ending up on the ground in a painful and embarrassing way, possibly due to gettin' it crunked.