Pic of the Day 5.26.09

I was in Lowe's last weekend copping some cinder blocks and this freak de natura was waiting in line ahead of me. Those are her nails. Long, spirally, pink painted nails. Her eyes were kind of popping out of her dome too, but I couldn't get a close up on my iPhone.

Nails grow at an average rate of 3 millimeters a month. Fingernails require 3 to 6 months to regrow completely, and toenails require 12 to 18 months. Actual growth rate is dependent upon age, gender, season, exercise level, diet, and hereditary factors. Contrary to popular belief, nails do not continue to grow after death; the skin dehydrates and tightens, making the nails (and hair) appear to grow. This psycho hasn't cut her nails since the 70's. If I could I would take a chainsaw to those gangly weapons.