BJ Schwartz: Defying the Space-Time Continuum

Upon signing on to gchat earlier, I noticed my (and all of YW's) good friend Schwartz's status read, "Today is an everyday struggle". Here is the conversation which ensued.

B stands for Schwartz, obviously.
me: your gchat status defies time.
Sent at 10:47 AM on Wednesday
B: i wrote that the friday of eternal struggle and its my favorite so i decided to put it up again
me: haha
it makes no sense though, i mean i know what you mean but...
B: it means more than you can comprehend
and thats okay
me: today cant be an everyday anything
B: today can be an everyday everything
me: it only happens on one day
B: it happens everyday
me: today only happens on one day
B: today happens everydayyyyyyyy
me: groundhogs day 2: the life of schwartz
B: subtitle: groundhogs life 2: the day of schwartz
me: no wonder ****** only gave you hjs, she always thinks she is getting with u for the first time
B: that makes me want to cry and laugh at the same time
Sent at 10:53 AM on Wednesday
me: haha, sorry i wouldnt say these things if they represented an ultimate truth,
Sent at 10:54 AM on Wednesday
B: i think my statement represents an ultimate truth
Sent at 11:03 AM on Wednesday

Don't worry folks, he lives for the weekend.