"You ain't my bitch, nigga. Buy your own damn fries!"

First of all, let me preface this by admitting that I haven't been following the news much, due to the fact that I'm traveling. Understandable, of course. But a fiend always needs a taste. So, in between dollar beers in Cesky Krumlov, I found this piece of utter amazingness.

This may be the best thing I have heard ever in my lifetime: snippets from President Obama's audiobook version of his bestselling autobiography, Dreams From My Father.

I read this back in 2004 (yeah, I was on the bandwagon waaaay before you) and fell in love with dude then. But this is the second honeymoon on crillz. To be fair, he's portraying his childhood friend, "Ray" ('Bama has a future in acting). But does it matter, really?

First click here. Now peep the other snippets from this Boston Pheonix piece.

Animators are gonna have a field day.