Sorry to start Friday off on such a morose note, but this picture of Rihanna, taken shortly after she was allegedly beaten by Chris Brown, is hot off the presses. To say her face is fucked up is an understatement. And I don't even know why I wasted my time saying that Brown allegedly beat her, when it's clear that he's done his best Ike Turner impression. Somebody needs to body the fuck out of little Chrissy. Perhaps Jay-Z?
I don't care what Rihanna did, you never, ever beat a woman, especially not to this extent. If you need to get a point across, shake a bitch -- Chris Rock said it was ok. So, let's all put our karmic energy toward Chris Brown catching a beat down (ha, that rhymes). And if someone does beat him down, I don't want any pussy smacking around, or fake Godfather II/Un Rivera stabbing. If it's gonna be like a movie, lets make Brown look like Joe Pesci at the end of Casino.
On a side note, how much do you think this will effect Brown's career? Is this worse than R Kelly pissing on a 15-year-old (I don't know how he was found innocent, I've seen the video, and it's definitely him pissing on a 15-year-old)?
You know the craziest thing about all this? According to several gossip sources, Rihanna is actually considering taking Brown back.
Friday, February 20, 2009
Pic of the Day 02.20.09
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8 comments:
WOW.
Chrissy got it in!
Ok, real talk, that's awful.
She's pretty ugly.
at least he didn't martin lawrence himself in the middle of the street on crack with the heater...
IFTH
Is that really what we r calling that? To "Martin Lawrence" oneself? haha
I need to step my shit up then. What is considered to be "Rodney Angerfield'ing"?
when you're at a spot w/mad girls and all your peoples and everyone is having a great time and you're sitting in the corner talking to j.silv hating on everyone...
RA'ing? Isn't that when someone complains a lot in a raspy voice?
Or writing a serious rant about things that are of little to know consequence to most people.
just kidding angerfield, te encanto
Those all sound pretty accurate. I'm so fucking multi-faceted it gets me mad.
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