
Last night I watched the series premiere of the new Showtime series, The United States of Tara, giving into the bombardment of advertising on rush hour commute. Toni Collette plays Tara, a woman suffering from dissociative identity disorder while attempting to raise a dysfunctional family. Tara's brilliant multiple personalities are the directorial genius of Steven Spielburg and the writing of Diablo Cody (Academy Award winner;Juno). It's clever, it's dirty, it's hilarious and awkward. It's also extremely sexy. Toni Collette is the hottest 37-year-old scorpio woman I've ever seen. Jesus. Her breasts are like water mountains. I want to have scorpio coitus with her. Anyways, it also stars John Corbett as Tara's husband. Corbett played Aiden (Carrie's most real, down to earth boyfriend hands down) on HBO's Sex and the City, who is a nice compliment to Collete's wackiness. The series officially premiers on Sunday, January 18th.
Spielberg + MILF + multiple personalities= YW approved. Watch the show.
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
The United States of Tara
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do lines like "Her breasts are like water mountains. I want to have scorpio coitus with her." cancel out lines like "Corbett played Aiden (Carrie's most real, down to earth boyfriend hands down) on HBO's Sex and the City"? I don't know. I do know that YW endorsement/approvals in the last two days have been quite questionable (although i haven't seen this show, and showtime tends to bring the fire.)
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wait, I once read little women, sister carrie, the house of mirth, and portrait of a lady in the same month.....my bad
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