Pic of the Day 01.30.09

This is Jumbo. He's one of the many reasons I'd like to comeback as a cat in my next life. I mean, look at him -- he's the chubbiest of chubbsters just lounging on his back for the better part of the day, and everyone still loves him. If I did this as a human, it'd be easy to refer to me as a lazy shit, or lush, or leech, or disgusting blob of obesity. But for a cat, this is normal. I can already envision my new cat life -- getting fat off Fancy Feast Beef Giblets, laying on top of the radiator right by the window, drinking water out of the toilet bowl, scratching the shit out of whoever fucked with me, hunting mice that live in a little hole behind the fridge. I could be the next Garfield. Besides, just saying the word "feline" can be fun. Try it out next time your blazed.