Money CAN buy happiness!

First off, lemme say whatup' YW community. The boy formerly known as Kool Man is back-- except this time you can just refer to me as Breeze. It's kinda like when Jordan came back wearin' the 45. He may have lost some of his bounce-- but he was more mature, had better court vision, and had gotten his gambling and sex addictions under control.

Anyway, as I was perusing a favorite blog of mine this morning, which I'm sure you've all heard of, called 'Stuff White People Like' (Vocabulary Note*: Perusing actually means "to study closely". However, it's accepted usage has come to mean "skim over". Cool Vocab fact Breeze!) I came across a post that hit this White person particularly close to home entitled "Asian Girls". So, as I was reading the explanation for why the waitresses who serve miso soup make miso horny, sneaky google slipped this ad, for chnlove.com, into the post :

As soon as I read the ad, I whispered "forgive me Edward", and answered a resounding "YES". Then I called my Uncle (pictured below) and congratulated him on being featured in the ad, and finding a beautiful Asian bride for a reasonable price!

(Note: Don't get it twisted. That IS actually my Uncle above...and he did actually call me a "fag" for being an English major...but in fairness, I'm not sure if that's definitely him in the ad.)


Anyway folks, I can't spend anymore time writing this post, I'm off to Chnlove.com at once to join the ranks of American Men, like my uncle above, who are currently living the fat, buzz-cutted, sweaty, beautiful Asian Bride'd American dream.

To amend my dudes Hima's use of Kanye's words in his interview from earlier this morning:

Brutal racially fueled misogyny still alive and Google aint' concealin it'

- Breeze