Apparently the Upper West Side currently smells like maple syrup. The city gets this smells a few times a year, and no one has ever come up with a rational explanation for it. Gothamist reports that at the moment the smell appears to concentrated on the Upper West Side, a place where pancakes are usually potato.
This shit is fucked. There is nothing good about areas smelling like Aunt Jamima's excrement, and certainly nothing good about her defecating on the streets of my neighborhood. If this is one big marketing campaign by Quaker Oats to push syrup jugs, I have news for the shifty-eyed dude on the box. It's not working. I now hate Quakers and syrup. Any reader who has an explanation for this will be granted YW immortality.
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
Maple Syrup Smell & Overall Hatred for Quakers
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2 comments:
in a world of violence and destruction, this is a beautiful thing. i love maple syrup. no explanation needed.
i would love an explanation, but its better than most parts of jersey, which smell like actual excrement
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