You Wildin' to PETA, "Our Tag-line is Just a Phrase"

Yesterday, the You Wildin' headquarters received a very nasty letter from the organization People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, b.k.a. PETA, accusing us of unethical and possibly criminal bodying of various felines, stating that we "make our anti-felis-catus activities and intentions quite clear" on the front page of our "surprisingly popular website" quoting our tag-line, "Bodying Cats on The Regular".
To that we say, "fuck you, we do what we want."
For the record, YW has never participated in the harmful treatment of any animal cats, nor do we wish harm upon any felines, even man-eating lions. NickName has a dog. J Store has two rabbits. I once tried to save a sparrow. Angerfield volunteers at the animal shelter that Strats' family runs from their estate. The only cats we body on the regular are human-cats. But even if we did hurt animals, we wouldn't answer to PETA about it.
To prove our point, we had our resident hippie, Dr. T. Dude, infiltrate the ranks of PETA, climbing (in vegan shoes) his way to the top of the NGO's bureaucratic ladder, so he could get in close contact with president Ingrid Newkirk, and personally, yet on behalf of You Wildin', say fuck you to her.
Dude's deep undercover work won him the You Wildin' medal of Bodying Cats. His acclaimed memoirs, "Alone, Lonely, Determined and Dusty" was nominated for the San Antonio Herald's coveted Cool Book Award, and inspired the summertime blockbuster "HardBody Amongst the Fluff" starring Martin Lawrence as TD and Will Smith's character from I Robot as VTRon. The syndicated series lasted for four seasons on NBC, before getting moved to Spike TV, the station that would eventually air the shows last episode in the summer of 2003.