Monday, November 10, 2008

We Fly High

What the fuck is going on in the Giants organization? Tom Coughlin must be showing Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon in his pre-game speeches. Our players are convinced that they can fly. I noticed it last week when Derrick Ward left his feet twice, attempting to jump over another player and continue running. I'm not talking about your typical hurdle over a guy on the ground. I'm talking about jumping over a grown man running straight at you. You have got to be a grade-A Wilder to get down like this.

Last night, Ward, Brandon Jacobs, and notably Kevin Boss, all went David Blane on the Eagles (pussies). Below is a video of Kevin Boss that when I saw it live made me hit my head on the ceiling.  
On a completely different, but heavily related note...The New York Football Giants cannot be stopped. I could take snaps for them and throw for 2 and change. Bring on the Titans.

5 comments:

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Anonymous said...

(I love the Giants, as a preface)

But if I was the dude on the Eagles, I would have def tripped dude up.

It's called pulling a NickName on dudes, something like when he tripped me up in the spot on Friday and I fell flat on my face. Tried to play it off but EVERYONE saw, pointing and laughing. It was kindergarten all over again. More on that later.

The Stratetician said...

I was just discussing this. First of all, KB was ups, but he's still wilding. How many fumbles will it take for our backs to keep their feet on the ground and stop playing human hopscotch?

The Stratetician said...

*has ups

When will Monday not be a struggle?

Anonymous said...

they can hurdle all day, that shit is BOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS