The very best of Amy Winehouse.

Fuck. I feel like a fag posting about Amy Winehouse. I don't give a fuck about celebrities. I really really don't care...at all. Furthermore, we all know Amy Winehouse is wildin'. But sometimes, when the wilder stars align, you spend the better part of an hour going through someone's you tube catalogue and realize that they are the most incredibly wildin' person I have ever seen. So here we are, Amy Winehouse's most wildin' youtube hits.

To properly show Amy's growth into the junky-superstar she is today, lets start with her "Stronger Than Me" video from 2003. Not wildin' at all. The video is pretty good, the song is dope, and you have probably never heard it (atleast I hadn't). That video and evidence of Amy's downward spiral after the jump...


Here is her "Fuck Me Pumps" video (with spanish subtitles, OLE!). Its good, old, moderately-sober, vintage Amy.


A couple years, negative twenty pounds, a beehive implant, and ten tattoos later, she performs the same song in London. She is still kind of adorable and sounds decent. She also knows most of the words.


And she's gone. This is her performance and, below that, her acceptance speech at the 2007 Euro Music Awards.


I guess I do appreciate the speech a bit.

Lets watch her keep it really, really, really, really, really real.


She is crazy, sexy and cool in this interview, which makes me wonder why she keeps chasing waterfalls. I couldn't embed the video so http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFJm5zZHBnQ

Once again, keeping it real. Chances are, the performance was indeed a piece of shit.


The reason this video is funny is because everyone besides for Amy is wearing a jacket. Her manager, or pusher, or whoever that is shes with, is wearing a skull cap and a parka. The whole paparazzi deal must be mad annoying.


Some kind of British game show. The host is throwing low blows at Amy like a dusted midget in a boxing match with Yao Ming. She takes them like the wildin' champ she is.


And finally, there was Mrs. Winehouse's recent performance at the Glastonbury Festival. Apparently, it was horrendous. She looks terrible, her voice is gone, but at least she calls Kanye a cunt. In this first video, she punches a fan while singing "Rehab". The second one is eight minutes long and involves Amy calling Kanye a cunt, but if you can't make it through to that part of the video (I didn't), it gives a good idea of how incomprehensibly wildin' she really is.



Fuck dude, Amy Winehouse is going to die. On the bright side, the UK has produced a new songstress with a lot of promise. Her name is Adele. She is fat, and not nearly as funny as Amy Winehouse, but she can sing. Check her out.