O Padrão's Monday Morning Hangover Reading List...

Wilders, it's Monday Morning and it's fucking depressing. Here is the list of reading to help you make the transition back to your secondary identity, the one that fincnaces your habits.

1. The Dark Knight breaks records, due to one of the All-Time Greatest Wilders, The Joker.
2. VP selection time is almost upon us, a decision that can make or break a candidate's prospect for victory.
3. The first rule of fight club, is that you fight in union square on a friday night.
4. Another great men's fashion analysis by that dude, Bill Cunningham.
5. Business decisions further decrease the quality of hip-hop radio, as Hot 97 (NYC) outsources it's morning show to a broadcaster from LA.
   

Ok kiddos, that should be enough to get you through the day. Iced coffee in one hand, bottle of poland spring in the other, sunglasses on, let's get to work.

-O Padrão signing off...