Love in this...Whhhaaaat?

Oh man. Settle down, Name. It's just a top 40 hit being performed by puppets at Chucky Cheese's. It's not THAAAT crazy. However, I do think it's interesting that they would take time to perfect a song that includes the following lyrics:

Listen, if you got some friends rolling with you - that's cool.
You can leave them with my niggas, let them know that I got you.
If you didn't know, you're the only thing that's on my mind.
'cause the way I'm staring at you got me wanting to give it to you all night.

Obviously, Usher is trying to pipe. Is Chucky Cheese promoting piping? If so, can I trade in tickets I won playing ski ball and put them towards a pack of condoms? Maybe even a dental dam? If I can, will these safe sex tools be Chucky Cheese themed? All the girls want the guy with the big red and orange dental dam. Obviously.

No no, let's get back to the point. Look at the puppet perform Jeezy's part. How many puppets do you know that can spit this fire:

Have you ever made love to a thug in a club with his sights on,
87 jeans and a fresh pair of Nike's on.

What do you think the kids were doing during this song? Were they:

A) Drooling and shitting themselves
B) Bumping and grinding, sipping lean
C) Both A and C.

That's right. C is the final answer. I'm headed to Chucky's to wild out. I heard the Rockafire Explosion band is performing the LL Cool J hit, "Doin' it", tonight. I wonder if Miss Piggy will come out for the on stage puppet tag team...