Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Wait, Wait...Remy Ma was Once Nominated for a Grammy?

The New York Post reports:

JUDGE GIVES REMY MA 8 YEARS IN PRISON

A couple of people are wildin' in this situation. Here's how we see it:

1) Remy Ma is wildin', as usual, and being incredibly hood. The only Remy Ma verse I know is the "Ante Up Remix" verse where she screams "bitch run that!" three times followed by "I'mma show ya'll motherfuckers where the guns at". I think I speak for most dudes when I say I straight shook of Remy, and I'd probably shoot my pants if she rolled up on me.

2) Papoose is wildin'. First, he's wildin' because he goes by the name Papoose. I don't know what a Papoose is, but it sounds like an animal that could very well be wildin' at this very moment. Second, he's wildin' for sneaking a "handcuff key" into Remy's cell during a visit. What is this? What happens next? Remy yokes out a few guards and runs through a concrete wall, sprinting back to the Bronx, where her and Paps can live happily ever after? Wildin'.

3) Why would someone testify? Obviously, they've never listened to "Ante Up Remix".

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Insightful, knowledgable and plain well-put